Now for some immaturity:

I: newbieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
He: yo
I: library?
He: new jersey
I: why are you in nj
He: I'm going to a conferance in NY this weekend
He: newb
I: oh right
I: that newbie conference
He: newbie
I: haha... every other word in our conversation is newbie
I: whats so bad about being new
I: brb.. piss time
He: much better
I: damn.. i forgot to refill my water bottle
He: I took a huge dump before
He: newbie
I: im going to post this to my blog